I see you've stumbled upon the curious wee corner of the internet where my brain decided to take a big ol' figurative dump (maybe a literal one, too, I dunno). This place is the semi-regularly updated aftermath of an overactive imagination, trauma-informed humor, and unrestricted access to a sales and production platform.

Every design in this shop fell out of my weird little noggin, and I'd print all of this myself if I had the space, resources, and health to do so. Unfortunately, an indefinite bout of colorectal cancer is kind of crushing my vibe.

That being said, I'm hoping this little nonsense factory can become a modest source of supplemental income while I navigate my cancer journey, but more than that, I'd heckin' love for it to be a catalyst for whimsy, chuckles and well-needed lightness in a world that can feel heavy sometimes.

Thank you for being here, friends. May you, at the very least, find a smirk here amongst my brain's excrements.